You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Harold Freaking Camping.
He is so beyond senile, he’s howl at the moon nuts. He’s put him in a white coat and throw him in a padded cell delirious.
I think it’s time for this wrinkled old dinosaur to quit predicting death and just shut the hell up.
This guy’s elevator doesn’t go all the way to the penthouse, you know what I mean.
In case you aren’t caught up on your biblical prophecies, Harold Freaking Camping is the guy who likes to scare us by claiming the world is going to end.
RAPTURE they say.
I’m cool with telling me the world will end, but I’m tired of you telling me when it will end, and then when you are wrong, which you are numerous times, coming up with some lame ass excuse as to why.
The last time this “so called pastor” and I use that term loosely, predicted the end of days was May 21.
Well May 21st came and went and I ended up owing the bank another mortgage payment. At least Rapture means I can quit sending Bank of America checks.
Thanks Harold Freaking Camping. Now take a dirt nap, will ya?
Once again, 90-year-old Harold Freaking Camping has set the final date, the global game set match, for October 2st.
And as if the end of the world isn’t enough, Harold Freaking Camping says “it won’t be pretty.”
According to published reports; “The whole world, with the exception of those who are presently saved will be annihilated on October 21, 2011,” he says on his website, FamilyRadio.com.
There’s a web site I recommend, about as much as I urge you to sun bathe naked with strips of bacon on your torso in a wolf den.
This imbecile suffered a mild stroke last June after his May Doomsday prediction failed to materialize. Too bad he didn’t have a stroke back in 1994 the last time he got everyone scared by predicting the end of days.
His explanation for the faulty spring deadline, according to the website, is that God’s salvation program ended that day and for the next five months everyone was under final judgment.
Yeah God decided to give everyone 5 months. Why 5 months? Why the hell not. He’s God, right?
You know who is under final judgement, Harold Freaking Camping, you are.
Camping has all the scruples of a man who yells fire in a crowded theater. He has the heart of a man who pushes children down escalators. This man should be muzzled.
You are crazy. Now please shut up.