You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™
How many athletes are doing dumb things.
Open up the sports page and you might start crying.
Prostitutes, pot and whores.
OH MY.
It’s an epidemic of stupid, an avalanche of bad decision making.
Where do I begin?
How bout big D where Dumb is spelled with a Capital D.
For the 2nd time in 4 months, Dallas running back Joseph Randle has been arrested.
He got busted on Marijuana this time around.
I guess that’s better than his last mug shot for stealing underpants.
The guy makes at least half a million a year.
Stealing underpants?
Hey Joseph, give me a call, I’ll hook you up at the Salvation Army.
What a dumb ass.
And then there’s Johnny Football.
What a self promoting schmuck.
He couldn’t complete a pass and now he’s checked himself into a rehab clinic.
For what? Does it matter? Could it be for alcohol. Could it be for selfishness. Could it be for squandering a golden chance.
This guy is a self actualized putz. He’s human flatulence. He’s a comic strip with acne.
I hope he gets a clue that life only gives you so many free passes.
And then there’s Warren Sapp.
Big and fat and loud.
He’s opinionated and brash and his syntax is as predictable as a roller coaster track.
He was an NFL star. A defensive standout with the Tampa Bucs.
Now he’s a hall of fame idiot.
He’s a broadcaster for the NFL CHANNEL. He sits on set with Deion Sanders, Kurt Warner, Marshal Faulk and Michael Irvin and they scream at each other. They make no sense as they laugh at each other.
It’s like a locker room without the towel snapping.
It’s like a sports bar without the shots.
By Monday, he is fired. Something about hookers and domestic violence in a hotel.
Come on Warren, really? Hookers?
Now he’s a dumb headline.
Rob Gronkowski has been on a tear since Sunday.
The New England’s tight end didn’t win the MVP, but he has been the MVP of the post superbowl celebration.
I saw him on Jimmy Kimmel talking about fighting at the end of the game. Gronk doesn’t have an unspoken thought. Kimmel has him in a skit reading a sexy novel with his mom in the audience.
AWKWARD
And there he is at the parade guzzling beer.
Twitter lights up with kids taking selfies of themselves guzzling fake beer from a can.
Amazing the power these athletes have, isn’t it?
At least the parade bus is being operated by a designated driver.
And there’s Cleveland Brown’s Wide Out Josh Gordon.
The star athlete missed most of this year for off field issues. Now he is suspended again, this time for a year. One of the league’s best talents apparently has a need to hit the pipe.
Dumb.
Millions of dollars lost. All he has to do is run and catch a football and make millions of dollars.
Wonder what the coal workers in West Virginia think about that?
And how about CBS basketball announcer Greg Anthony.
He allegedly agrees to oral sex for $80.
It turns out the whore in his room is really an undercover cop.
OOOPS. Undercover Dumb!
He is an analyst for College Basketball.
Talk about March Madness. Pull in large bank account.
An 80 dollar hooker?
I’m just saying.
These high profile guys make a ton of money.
They are making the mistakes of bus station idiots.
Whores and Pot and Stealing under wear?
Come on man.
Compared to most of the world, you guys have it all.
You are rich and famous and get all the good tables at all the good restaurants.
And then you go and get fired, arrested, suspended, and booked into rehab.
All I’m saying is; quit being so dumb.
Hire a limo driver. Don’t smoke pot outside of Colorado or Denmark.
America loves when the mighty fall.
The bus station pervert getting arrested doesn’t command the headlines.
But high profile athletes?
The media, the public is just waiting for you to crash into a wall.
You get what you get.
Wise up.
Life’s Crazy™