In honor of you mom….. You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Brewing coffee in a metallic coffee pot on an open flame. It makes me feel like Clint Eastwood in High Plains drifter. “If you wake before me, use this,” my mom says the night before. She pulls the steel coffee pot […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The weight of the world. Have you ever just been so overwhelmed, you feel like you are going to explode. Have you ever thought your shoulders were going to crumble under the strain of an invisible force? Your heart races, and your ears get fuzzy as […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Wasting time. I have just spent the last 4 hours sitting in a news car. While sitting here I have seen 20 airplanes fly over head. I have been stared at by a dozen old women who have probably called the police. Four wasted hours! I […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Relationships. Between lovers? Between family? Between friends? What makes them tick? What makes your skin clammy, your adrenaline rush, puts a smile on your face? If you could slide the relationship under the microscope and observe it at the sub atomic level what would you see? […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ An ice storm. I step out the back door and immediately I know something is wrong. The ice on the ground is half an inch thick. It’s slick like baby oil on linoleum. It’s slick like a con man on Venice beach moving cocoa nuts. I […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy?™ The never ending barrage of cold and snow. I just saw an alarming fact. 23 deaths from this blizzard across the USA. 18 of those are in Tennessee. Wow. I was on a live shot today and some drunk monkey from the North East stopped and […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Oscar Red Carpet show. The stars. The Hoopla. The overwhelming gag reflex when someone asks; “Who are you wearing?” I’m watching the Pre-Oscars from Los Angeles and it’s sort of an excessive excess. It is chocolate sprinkles on chocolate pudding with a dash of chocolate […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy™ 50 Shades of vomit. 1st the book. Now the movie. I just hurled my lunch over my brand new dress shoes. Damn. 50 Shades of Grey; It’s a freight train of unchecked publicity. The world has gone 50 shades of crazy. Peace in the Middle East […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Bad to worse. It’s Day 3 of Winter Storm 2015. I am about to go out again and face the evil that is blowing in the sky. It snowed last night. The only thing good about snow is that it’s not ice. Snow affords traction where […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ If you can stay home, then stay home. It’s an interesting saying. I’ve said it. The mayor just said it. I’ve heard half a dozen reporters and PIO’s say it. It means conditions are so bad, and you don’t need to get off your couch, then […]