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Monthly Archive for: ‘February, 2015’
DUMB JOCKS

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ How many athletes are doing dumb things. Open up the sports page and you might start crying. Prostitutes, pot and whores. OH MY. It’s an epidemic of stupid, an avalanche of bad decision making. Where do I begin? How bout big D where Dumb is spelled […]

Computer Super Model

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Computer frustration. I am so frustrated. My skin is itching. I feel like I have worms surfing in my veins. I want to pull my hair out and scream. I am at work, and all I want to do is go home and nurse a new computer […]

Super Bowl Sunday

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Super Bowl Sunday. It’s a national eruption of hype. It’s a vomitorium of  excess. It’s a gigantic pimple  filled with neon colored confetti and adrenaline. The NFL season begins in early September. 32 teams have hopes and dreams. Every fan says “This is the year we go […]

Beast Mode

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Marshawn Lynch. Beast Mode. The Skittle Man. Dreadlocks and a gold grill. Marshawn Lynch is as uncomfortable in front of a camera as he is in the clutches of a line backer. He is awkward at a press conference like chewing salt water taffy during your […]