You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Cold Weather. It’s 12 degrees this morning. It’s not Fargo cold, but it’s cold enough. Cold enough means your teeth chatter and you have trouble keeping your core warm. Cold enough means your toes hurt no matter how many pairs of socks you have on. Cold […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Tom Brady VS Peyton Manning. It’s great versus great. It’s superior versus stellar. It’s a battle between two men who play the position like it should be played. Brady Versus Manning. They are celestial Gods throwing spheroids of cowhide. Whose better? That’s a tough question like […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Snow-magheddon. I woke up to a monsoon of white. It was so much snow, it looked like a sorority pillow fight had erupted on my front lawn. By 8am, there was 2 inches of snow. 2 inches in Nashville is like 20 inches in Chicago. By […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Another Snow Day in Nashville. Batten down the hatches America, it could be a stormy night. Breaking News: The weather people are predicting an inch of snow or sleet or something wet and cold. An inch? Whose afraid of an inch? A circus Midget’s concubine? I […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Monkey Virus. What is the monkey virus? It’s the winter crud that accumulates in your sinuses, draining like a nuclear swamp from a power plant operated by Homer Simpson. Monkey Virus swings down from the rafters, where the spiders and fermented mice droppings accumulate. Monkey […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Staying positive when you feel the light is fading and you’ve lost your life map. I was talking to my buddy the other day. He sounded depressed. Really Depressed. I understand why. He’s stuck in a wheel chair and he just wants to walk. He is powerful. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Winning 528 million dollars and then going to work the next day. Huh? That’s stupid like bathing with a toaster. I’m watching a Memphis husband and wife at the Lottery office. They are smiling, holding a gigantic check for 528 million dollars. It’s a champagne wishes […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Walking into a Pill Mill. What’s a pill mill? It’s a clinic where a dirty doctor over prescribes narcotics in vast, unimaginable quantities. They give these pills to doctor shoppers who have oozed up from a dirt hole, lieing, cheating, doing anything to obtain a fix. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Job Hunting. I googled the want ads today. I was looking for my recent college graduate son. I’ve been doing the same job my whole life. I was interested what’s out there. There’s a lot on-line. Much of what is being advertised is a train wreck […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Black Jack. He’s 65 pounds of Black Lab. He’s a four-footed consumption machine. He’s like a tiny muscular bull, with a thick skull and a omnipresent doggie smile. He is friendly and loyal and hungrier than a 3rd world nation lining up at a UNICEF chopper […]