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G.I. Jerk Off

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The idiotic movies getting made now a days. Worthless movies are being made by big studios with no guts. These wuss factories are full of copy cats and yes men. It takes three studio executives to tie one shoe. Hollywood is a town with incredible writing […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. A police scanner blaring in a newsroom that an officer has been shot. It’s like being stuck in the eye with a needle. It’s a moment that gets your attention. It’s a story that you don’t want to ever cover, but it is one that sadly, […]

You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!SKY MALL MAGAZINE, now that’s crazy. In case you don’t know what I’m talking about, Sky Mall is the free magazine they give away on Southwest Airlines. It is usually found in the seat back pocket in front of you. The magazine is filled with all kinds […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!Pushing your fear to the back of your throat and doing something you brain says you shouldn’t. I remembered back to the day that I made my first bungee jump. From the ground it didn’t look so high. As the sounds of the fair chimed all around […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Going camping in the mountains in the winter? It’s not just crazy, it’s stupid and actually dangerous. But since danger is my middle name, wait stupid is my middle name, either way, here’s my story. When I say I’ve seen cold, I’m talking frost bite, bone […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Disciplining toddlers, now, that is crazy! My daughter is a teen now. But just having spent a week with her on vacation, I had many a flash back of her terrible toddler years. She may be stepping into the arena of young womanhood, but when I […]

You know what is crazy? X Games is crazy. And it is suppose to be crazy. I’m at home the other day and I’m squirming in my chair, hiding my face in my hands and biting my knuckles. Why? Because guys are falling out of the sky on a hard wooden ramp from 20 feet […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! How much we take for granted in life, like the ability to walk. We grumble and bitch about the most trivial of things. At the time, that issue seems to fill up our thoughts. But then something devastating happens to you or a friend or a […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Sitting next to the airplane lavatory, that’s Crazy. Nobody wants to sit there. I didn’t want to sit there. I did sit there. Here’s how. Because the baggage handlers were shooting heroin on the tarmac in Nashville, they were extraordinarily slow and distracted loading our bags. […]

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy! Flying on an American Jet-liner. That is crazy! Compared to the cab ride from hell, the airport arrival is a piece of cake. Baggage check in? Nothing but smiles and quick moving line. The only concern would have been are the bags too heavy? Since I […]