You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The fact that Indianapolis International Airport is voted best airport in North America. I know, I also had to re-read that sentence twice. Best airport in North America! Not just the best airport in Indianapolis! Not just the best airport in a state where Peyton Manning […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Some of the sports that pass for sports at the Olympics. Is it about money? It must be. Is it about bringing more athletes to the games? I guess so. In my estimation, so many questionable sports are Olympic venues that it is dilluting the overall […]
You Know What’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! The economy. It’s the key that starts the car. It’s the glue that seals the envelope. It is the Ying that puts the jingle jangle in your Yang. 2009 was a year of doom and gloom. Banks failing faster than a Tiger Woods text to a mistress. 2009 […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Olympic figure skating. The judging is crazy. The outfits are crazy. The theatrical face make up worn by some of the men is downright emasculating. I was at the work-out club the other day, cleaning and jerking a few hundred pounds when suddenly this vein poppin, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The Tiger Press Conference. Did time stop? Did the world stop spinning? Well sort of. Honestly, it was pretty compelling. Staged? You bet. Effective! I think it was. You got to start repairing bridges somewhere. Tiger walks in to silence. He seems contrite. I’m sure he’d […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Tiger Woods and how interested everyone seems to be in his first public statement since his Thanksgiving Weekend debacle. It will be his first words since he hit a fire hydrant and a tree. It will be his first words since he went to the hosptial […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Valentines Day. Yeah, I hear you women cursing me right now. I can feel your thoughts cutting off my manhood and plunging chocolate daggers into my heart for even thinking such blasphemous thoughts. But I don’t care. Someone needs to tell the truth and this is […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! How you can have everything in the world and not know it. DATELINE: MANHATTAN Alec Baldwin was rushed to the hospital after his daughter dialed 911. According to published reports, The 51-year-old 30 Rock star, was ‘unresponsive’ when taken to a hospital in New York. According […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!L O S TThe show on abc is seriously pissing me off. I have watched this sci-fi Bull Crap for 6 seasons. I have endured endless dead ends and story lines that make as much sense as Christmas tinsel coming out of your cat’s ass. “how’d that […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Walking through an airport scanner and hearing a bunch of TSA employees cackling. You look up only to see female officers smirking and staring at a photograph of your just completed scan. To make matters worse the women point to your rapidly deflating crotch as if it is […]