You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! ™ Litigating the Absurd! Today’s story centers around one agency suing another agency because of Unicorn Meat. Yes, Unicorn Meat. You know, the delectable, melts in your mouth, meat of the Gods. The meat that comes with a horn. Yes that Unicorn Meat, that can only […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy! Becoming one of your kids. Or worse, becoming one of your kid’s friends! I found myself walking today with my head down, zombie like, the blue glow of my new BlackBerry soaking my skin like a radon bath. I had the device clutched between both hands and […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ The fat content of the average American.We have de-evolved into a jiggling belly of cellulite, with sprinkles and lard on top. I’m not quoting any medical journals here. I don’t have statistical data to qualify this statement. I have my own two eyes, and that is […]
You Know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Watching the World Cup over the NBA finals. Now that is crazy! I would have never thought this possible just a few years ago. Just like I never thought I would wear socks in sandals or be the oldest guy in a room still tucking his […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy! Being disconnected in this very connected world. I went to an amusement park called Holiday World. The park is in Santa Claus Indiana on Rudolph Blvd. Yes, Rudolph, the red nose reindeer, Blvd. How cheesy is that? As always, I had my trusty cell phone strapped […]
Tennessee Titan QB Vince Young You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy? Two Titans actually sporting That’s Crazy apparel. What started on a whim over the word “stammered” has taken a Titanic leap forward after two Tennessee Titans decide to get Crazy. An avid “That’s Crazy” Follower helped put it together. He is friends with […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Living in a phone booth. That’s Crazy! If your home is 3 x 3 x 8, and your last name is not Houdini, then you’re crazy. If the only art work that hangs on your wall rings and you can call your mommy when you’re scared, […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy!™ Having sex with a cow. Then being forced to marry that cow. Mooooo. According to The Jakarta Globe, A Bali teenager caught trying to have sex with a cow was punished. Was he thrown in the stockade? In jail? Made to wear a sandwich board reading: I like cows? No. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ A man who Kills himself with a homemade Guillotine. Now that is crazy – ingenious – But Crazy! DATELINE: MOSCOW, Russia According to Pravda, a depressed Russian engineer built a macabre homemade guillotine to commit suicide in his bedroom. If there was a suicide channel, here’s […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! ™ The World Cup. We call it soccer. Everyone else calls it Football. Around the world it’s known as the “Beautiful Game”. Perhaps it is beautiful for its simplicity. The game consists of a spheroid that you kick and shoot at a goal. The spheroid should be […]