You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ National Shirtless Day. What’s that you ask. It’s a day of protest, a day of equal rights for women. It’s a day where saggy boobs are set free, like flesh covered melons falling from the trees. The protest coincides with the date when women got the […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Extreme preaching. A priest on a skate board. It’s like the X games of religion. Hey, I’m all about promoting your message, but on a skateboard? Here in the bible belt, the newspaper is filled with advertising for Sunday Worship services. The local news is loaded […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Workers who are so inept, so lazy, they can’t even paint a highway correctly. DATELINE: England According to published reports, road workers painted over a dead hedgehog in the road, rather than stop to pick it up. They painted over the snout of a hedgehog? Seriously! […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ A woman attacked with human waste! She was slimed with a bucket of skum, so horrific, so foul, that even grizzled police veterans who have inhaled the stench of autopsy vapor reportedly began to gag. DATELINE: Seattle According to Seattle Police, a man allegedly threw a […]
. You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The drug like grip computers have on the human race. They manage our days and control our lives. Computers entertain us, they instantaneously send our thoughts, and immediately down-load our fantasies. Entertainment. Information. Data storage. Communication. What would we do without computers? Could we continue? […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Sending stink through the mail. You would think after a billion fake anthrax calls in this nation, sending anything that has a pungent smell through the mail would be prohibited. But that apparently is not the case in the Java Capital of our country. DATELINE: BELLEVUE, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! America celebrating a loser as a hero. Steven Slater is the Jet Blue flight attendant who got into an altercation with a passenger. Steven Slater is the stewardess who lost his coll and berated a passenger on the plane’s intercom. Slater is the Paul Bunyon like figure who […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!Dumpster Diving! Back in the day, dumpster diving was defined as a person willing to go into a large garbage container outside a restaurant or apartment complex. A dumpster diver was a rag-a-muffin, a bum, a nehr-de-well who would fish for food or clothes or someone’s semi soiled Farah […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Crazy people who think celebration equates to firepower. Why is it that the minute you step off American soil, every other nationality thinks its ok to fire an AK 47 into the air in celebration. Where do these numb nuts think those bullets are going? Have they […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! A burger inside a donut. Think of it as a coronary on a sugar bun. It’s a diabetic nightmare. Its a clogged artery in a viscous stew of heart trouble. This burger sits on the cliffs and sings to sailors. Like a siren,this bastion of fat hypnotizes […]