You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Another college football season is here. As I watch USC take on the Rainbow Warriors, I think back to my first college football experience. It was 1981 in the Los Angeles Coliseum. It was late September, the 3rd game of the year. The Trojans were ranked number […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ beautiful women not getting jobs because they are too beautiful. I can hear all you other women gagging up your lunch right now. Too beautiful? Bummer. Researchers found that good-looking women were unlikely to be hired when they applied for jobs considered masculine. Apparently babes looking to be […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll Tell you what’s crazy.™ A bunch of 300 pound football players standing in the middle of the practice field looking for a fifty thousand dollar diamond. A fifty thousand dollar diamond lost in the grass? How is that even possible? DATELINE: DAVIE, Fla. According to published reports; several Miami Dolphins […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Trying to guess the future. Life is a craps table and you’ve got the bones in your hand. You blow on them and let them dance over the felt. Will you throw a seven coming out: winner winner chicken dinner? Or will you throw snake eyes […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ A child putting a used condom in his mouth. I am horrified that I just wrote that sentence. I wish I could say this is a punchline to a bad Andrew Dice Clay joke, but according to the Fox affiliate in Atlanta, this appears to be […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. How exciting the little league world series is. As I sit here watching little guys from Japan play little guys from Hawaii, I think; man these kids are having the time of their lives. It makes me look at the “Show” and think the pros have […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Bartenders being treated like fire breathing terrorists! They’re bartenders for goodness sakes, not shoe bombers. It’s not like Osama Bin Laden is pouring margaritas and lighting pipe bombs. Bartenders are your friends. They’re easy going guys and gals just trying to make a buck and entertain […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!A man without a girlfriend who uses a mathematical equation to explain why he has no girlfriend. That’s weak. Most of us losers don’t need an abacus to explain our problems attracting the opposite sex. Usually our deficiency is right out there in the open for all to see. I’m […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!Robbing banks is crazy. Robbing banks when you are 75 years old is crazier.Robbing banks when you are 75 years old and using a “walker” as a get-a-way car is craziest!DATELINE: Vancouver, Canada This is no Butch Cassidy and the Sun Dance Kid Odyssey. This is Forest […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Candid shots of Americans shopping at WalMart. These are real pictures of real people who obviously don’t have a clue or could care less about how they look in public. Spandex and thongs and wrapping paper for pants. Vomit and Capn Morgans for hair tonic. Flesh […]