You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy! Mind control on the battle field. Sound like something from a sci-fi movie? Sound like something Arnold Schwarzenegger would have starred in? “I’ll be back! Hasta lavista, baby.” Well it’s no longer the wet dream of movie makers like James Cameron, this technology could be playing […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tellyou what’s crazy.™ The sad-sac excuse for customer service in today’s society. If you speak English press 1. If you know your acct number press 2. If you know your party’s 3 digit extension pull your nostril hair out now. Resistance is futile as the Borg once told Captain Picard. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™Thinking the woman in seat 11-A is cute as hell. That is until she gets up like a loony tunes cartoon and tries to open the emergency door somewhere over Seacaucus. Can you say high anxiety? DATELINE: THE GREAT BLUE BEYONDTiffany Livingston is a model with a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Heisman committee is crazy. They took away Reggie Bushes Heisman trophy because his parents may have accepted money from a sports agent. The committee DIDN’T take it away because he took drugs, creating a unfair competitive advantage on the field. If that was the case, I could […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ New York Jets football players allegedly harassing a female tv reporter. They’re not in hot water, and she’s as hot as she can be. She is smokin hot like the surface of the sun is hot. She’s hot like a summertime blacktop and barefeet is hot. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ I’m writing this on September 11th 2010. It was 9 years ago today that our nation was rocked by an atrocity that still brings quiet to the soul of every American. September 11th is a date that elicits powerful emotions and stirs poignant memories. September 11th has […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ Karma is crazy. What comes around goes around. The ying and yang of the universe. I like to call it The Crazy Law of Reactivity. DATELINE: TACOMA, Washington. A couple catches fire while siphoning gas from a Salvation Army van. BAM! CAN YOU SAY KARMA. Can […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™ The Westboro Baptist Church is crazy! These are the people who protest soldier funerals with big signs that say “God Hates Fags” and “More Dead Soldiers.” These mutants are well organized and their scary. They’re American Al Queda. They’re ultra conservative terrorists who use psychological warfare to hurt […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Stupid Criminals! And stupid knows no borders. Stupid doesn’t need a passport. Stupid doesn’t need translation. Stupid is as universal as a smile or a guy slipping on spilt borscht. This latest caper comes to us from Japan, where a bandit robbed a bank disguising his […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy!™ A sex drive thru! Talk about supersizing it! Talk about special orders don’t upset us. Talk about 2 all beef patties special sauce and a nice set of buns. DATELINE: ZURICH, Switzerland It looks like police in Zurich are subscribing to the “if you can’t beat […]