You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
North Korea.
I have no problem with the people of North Korea, they are just pawns in gruesome game of life.
I do however have a major problem with their punk ass dictator.
Do they eat stupid for breakfast over there? i’m telling you, if they don’t watch their dictator ass, someone named Uncle Sam is gonna jack that jaw.
North Korea calls us their mortal enemies. I would think famine is their mortal enemy, but what do i know. If these dictators aren’t careful, they might just get their wish.
In a show of bravado worthy of a bull fighter with a glow in the dark cape, North Korean leaders say they can reach the US with a nuclear war head. Not California or Idaho, but, Aloha means hello.
That’s right, they say they have a rocket that can travel 6,000 miles and surf the North Shore.
That puts them on the door step of Kona.
I say screw you North Korea.
You can’t even feed your citizenry and you’re woofing junk about blowing up the US of A.
Bring it. I dare you. I double dare you.
You have a rocket that can reach Hawaii? You think you can irridatiate our pineapples with your lame ass rockets? Go for it. You couldn’t hit Hawaii with a Korean nuke if your life depended on it.
Kim Jong Un, is son of Kim Jong Il. Remember that squid faced idiot? He’s the big ass sunglass wearing weirdo who ruled North Korea with an iron fist and a questionable sexual orientation.
Now daddy’s dead and baby boy has run amok and is threatening the United States.
With Nukes?
That’s like Little Orphan Annie fighting Mike Tyson.
Why bother?
If Kim Dung Douche so much as twitches I say we bomb his ass back to the stone age.
You like rocks and wombats and fire sticks? You had better because that’s where your smelly fish head of a country is heading if you continue your recklessly aggressive ways.
There’s an old saying where I’m from; F with the U S of A, and the U S of A is going to F with you.
Iraq forced us to draw a line in the sand. Just ask Iraq how well that worked for them.
Can anyone say spider hole?
and that is crazy.™