You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Tom Versus Peyton. Peyton Versus Tom. You’d think Jesus was playing Moses for prophet of the ages. “That’s right, Jim. Jesus has a heck of an ability to walk on water, but Moses has a wicked burning bush and tablet.” The hype is even hyped. It’s […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Fraternity Row at USC. It’s like Mardi Gras every day of the year. Many of my friends rushed a frat Freshman year. They joined because it meant acceptance, into a privileged society that viewed itself as better than everyone else. I met some of these Frat […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Men’s room. When did men turn into farm animals? I had this befuddled thought the other day while entering a truck stop restroom off the interstate. “Howyall doing?” the toothless woman behind the counter said. I wondered if those were gaps in her teeth or […]
you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Justin Bieber Egg toss. The kid is in the news now for all the wrong reasons. He lost a monkey in Germany. Jimmy Kimmel ate his lunch. He wears big baggy clown pants. Late night comedians call him a mope. He spits off balconies and […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Local television commercials. Compared to National ads, local spots are visual car wrecks. Where they could be witty they are loud. Where they could be memorable, they are stupid. Why do they look so dull? Are they shot with petroleum jelly smeared across the lens. Sometimes […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The night shift. It’s like punching your Visa and going to another country. I haven’t left America, but some how I feel like I should be getting on a school bus full of chickens on a mountain road It’s only a time shift of a few […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Christie’s Crisis. The gigantic Governor of New Jersey was the leading Republican contender for the presidency in 2016. The Bob’s Big Boy look-a-like may still be the leading contender. But C.C. (as his wife calls him on those romantic moon lit nights) may also be just […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Drinking beers on the runway at Los Angeles International Airport. Nobody would think about doing this now, but back in the day, before 9 1 1, before al Qaida, before Osama bin laden, we did the unthinkable. Back in college, on warm Friday nights, we’d go […]
Because the weather sucks so back all over the country… I thought I would remind you that what’s cold will be hot again, very soon happy saturday You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Sweating non stop and calling that a holiday. As I write this, I am in my back yard. It is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ FAFSA. STAFFORD. PELL GRANTS. Getting your kid into college. It is so freaking hard, filling out the forms makes me sweat. It’s so damn scary, I want to cuddle with my boo boo blanky. It’s so unbelievably stressful, doctors should warn us not to do it […]