You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Knowing that the future is now. I sat in a cantina the other night and I looked into the eyes of a man who has been to the depths of despair. A year ago his marriage was a fire cracker blowing up in his hand. It was […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ kid’s sports in America. It’s a business. It is a racket. It’s politics. It is a full time job. Back in the day when my kids were four and five years old, soccer was so simple. I like to call it Buffalo Ball. It was organized […]
you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Tiger Woods. The best player of this generation looks like a hack on a municipal course. The former number one player in the world is beheading gophers, ripping bark, scattering blue jays. I’m watching this one time Golf machine blast tee shots into the pines. I […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Swastikas in your happy meal! What’s next a condom and a box cutter? Apparently a Swedish family got this abhorrent imagery after buying their 8 year old kid a meal at a fast food restaurant.“Daddy. Can I have fries with my hate-meal?” The young boy received […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you crazy.™Making insane claims you can’t back up.Like saying you can move heaven and Earth when you can’t even get your fat ass out of the Lazy Boy.From the shut your mouth department comes this story: A French Entrepreneur says he can end drought anywhere in the world by […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Electric cars that kill. It sounds like a Quentin Tarrantino peyote trip. Aren’t electric cars environmentally friendly? Don’t they make tree huggers happy? Don’t they reduce green house gasses and get Democratic chicks hot? I’d say yes, yes and yes. But here’s the rub. Electric cars are silent, but deadly. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s the crazy. The NFL Hall of Fame. Usually there is a game to kick off the NFL season. Because of the strike the game was cancelled. That’s OK. The game was never a barn burner, it was more about rookies and random free agents trying to earn a spot […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The USA’s credit rating getting downgraded to fish chum. This is the United Freaking States of America. And our credit rating gets put in the dumper? That’s the fact Jack! For the first time in a century, the U.S. does not have a AAA credit rating. That’s huge. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Neon – colored dogs!Dogs so iridescent you can use them under water as a diving light.Dogs so bright you can put them on your front lawn at Christmas.Dogs so visually intense, the Kardashians tried to rent them out as mood lighting for a private party.This next story […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™A million dollar fender bender.Only In Monaco.DATELINE: MONTE CARLOIt’s here in this seaside fantasy land of shiny diamonds and bulging bank accounts that a five car collision racked up the Benjamins faster than the national debt clock. A published report called this wreck the Hope Diamond of fender […]