You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
The ugliest dog in the world.
He’s 2 pounds of hideous. He’s four paws of disgust. He’s a snout and an eye ball peeking out of a sarcophagus. He’s a dog that looks like an amputated scrotum.
Normally looking like a festering black head is a bad thing. Dogs that look like the under belly of a sloth get put down.
The Pound is full of ugly dogs waiting for the needle.
If children refuse to pet you for fear they will get hives, that is usually a bad sign.
Hello doggie death, right?
But when you are in the ugliest dog contest, looking like a torn piece of toe jam is a plus.
DATELINE: PETALUMA, Calif.
It’s here that a 16-year-old Chinese-crested Chihuahua mix, called Yoda, clawed her way to the title of WORLD’S UGLIEST DOG.
YODA beat out 29 other fermenting chunks of soiled meat to win the crown.
Why YODA? What else would you name a dog that could live on a far away planet and raise a star fighter from a swampy bog?
I love this quote from the putrid pup’s owner: Terry Devine Schumacher said the dog was found by her daughter in a field when the pup was two, “I told her to put it down because I thought it was a rat,” she said.
Imagine a dog that looks like a rat? That dog has a chance for two things in life.
The pound or the title of world’s ugliest dog.
She was given a trophy 15 times her size and $1,000.
That’s a lot of money for a dog that looks like a gangrene filled marshmallow that got dropped in the hot coals.
So sad. So champion like.
And that is crazy.™