You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Toys for Hookers.
Christmas for call girls.
Merry Christmas Mama-cita.
Now that’s crazy.
I’ve heard of toys for tots. I’ve heard of gun drives where you get a gift certificate at the local supermarket when you turn in hand guns.
But I’ve never heard about a two for one deal because you brought a Thomas the Train to the party.
DATELINE: HOUSTON, Texas.
According to TV station KTRK, it’s the buy one get one free extravaganza.
The ad reads: “Santa’s little helper/Toys for Tots special.”
According to the rules, Johns who pay for a hooker at regular price and bring an unwrapped toy for the US Marines’ “Toys for Tots” will get a second hour free.
Wow.
Now that is some holiday marketing even St. Nick can get behind.
Ho Ho Ho.
If you get what I’m saying.
Real Yule Time Bang for your Buck if you’re getting my drift.
According to published reports; when KTRK called the phone number attached to the ad, Robin Jordan answered. The TV station says Jordan was convicted last month of operating a prostitution business. She spent 12 days in jail. Not surprisingly, she did not immediately confirm that she placed the ad.
Brian Murray, vice president of Marine Toys for Tots, said the charity did not know anything about the advertisement.
“We don’t want to associate with any person who would besmirch the reputation of the US Marine Corps … or the Toys for Tots organization,” he said.
The Houston Police Department is investigating the advertisement.
Yeah good luck boys.
Remember to wrap them Johnsons when you are unwrapping those toys.
HO HO HO.
I don’t even know what that means.
And that is Crazy.™