You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™
Thanksgiving Morning.
My house is quiet, but my TV is alive with the themes of the day.
ESPN is previewing one of 3 football games on my Thanksgiving day horizon.
Cowboys and Packers and Brett Farve is returning to Green Bay to have his #4 retired.
Drum Sticks and Mac N Cheese.
I switch over to GMA and security is heightened and clowns are scary and the Macy’s Parade is gearing up.
It’s non stop ads for Black Friday.
Do I need a new mattress?
A Samsung phone can do what?
“What are you thankful for?” I hear over and over.
It’s a beautiful, relevant question on this day of days.
I see an ad for Peanuts and Charlie Brown. Man I love that theme.
Door busters. What the hell is a Door Buster?
Do I really need a shot of Cuervo at 10am?
ESPN thinks I do.
It’s visions of sugar plumb fairies and basting turkeys and cranberry sauce.
I’ve seen yams eaten in space by astronauts doing zero gravity flips.
I’m watching production crews in the control room waving because they have to work.
I am watching forks being stabbed into the last slice of pumpkin pie.
It’s reality fusing through in shades of commercialized Americana.
Sponge Bob square pants balloons fly by the Macy’s Parade Route.
Who is that kid playing guitar on the pirate float?
Is he well-known and I’m just really old?
I don’t have time to wonder.
I turn the channel.
The View is playing charades.
Now my head really hurts.
Dave and Busters wants me to come and eat hot wings.
Movies are big today.
Tom Hardy LEGEND is reportedly brilliant; or so says someone.
Enjoy your Thanksgiving today ya’ll.
Gobble Gobble.
Life’s Crazy™