You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Squeezing a pair of testicles till it extinguishes a human life.
What a visual: Testicles being compressed to the point of no return.
What a visual: Testicles being compressed to the point of no return.
Not in a vice. Not in a trash compactor. Not with a set of tweezers.
The human hand.
You think I’m kidding?
Trust me. Men don’t kid about their testicles and the propensity for pressure that might be applied to them in a deletarious way.
So who would squeeze a pair of nads till the point of no return?
The Wicked Witch of the Far East that is who.
She did’t drop a house on said nuts, she grasped them with a grasp so graspy, the balls just lost their will to live.
They exhaled their last breath, stared quietly at the sky, and with a fixed stare, passed away.
So who would squeeze a pair of nads till the point of no return?
The Wicked Witch of the Far East that is who.
She did’t drop a house on said nuts, she grasped them with a grasp so graspy, the balls just lost their will to live.
They exhaled their last breath, stared quietly at the sky, and with a fixed stare, passed away.
So Sad.
It happened in Haikou City, China. This is a part of the world where people eat cats and Rats are a part of the calendar.
Odd.
And it is here where the family jewels were squeezed like 2 and sour egg rolls.
This man’s nuts were shaken not stirred. The balls were juggled and bounced till they bounced no more.
Can you think of a more excruciating way to go?
Death by testicle-squeeze!
My god that is horriffic and embarassing to say the least.
Getting shot by a Blood or Crip during a drive by is terrible, but sadly it is way cooler than a woman grabbing your package and choking the life out of you.
I’d rather have my head lopped off by a postal worker with a penchant for Neil Diamond songs, than deal with a scooter riding crazy woman with the kung fu grip.
This all centers around a “spat” over a parking space, that ends in a nut cracker of global proportions.
Apparently a 41 year old woman was parking her scooter
In front of a man’s shop.
The 42 year old man said, “You no park scooter here.”
Dude. Should have let her park the scooter.
Of course, a fight ensues, and according to published reports, the woman grabs the man’s testicles and squeezes them till he fell to the ground, comatose, sad, wishing he was a unic in a gay rights parade.
Some good samaritans with ample testoterone take him to the hospital where sadly he is pronounced dead.
The exact cause of death has not been released.
But I’ll tell you this. Dude didn’t die of a broken heart.
He died from some re-fried beans getting tossed into the trash.
He died from some re-fried beans getting tossed into the trash.
I don’t even know what that means, but it made me laugh.
And that is crazy.™