you know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™
Hillary Clinton’s new look.
It’s straight from the “I don’t give a crap” catalogue.
It’s big pores and red blotches and unsightly wrinkles.
She’s flying all over the globe, dancing and doing shots and dressing in potato sacks and comporting herself with all the elegance of a dust mop.
The media is making a big fuss over the fact she isn’t making a big fuss over the way she looks anymore.
Comedians are having a field day with it.
Both Letterman and Kimmel showed the tanning mom instead of Clinton as a visual gag.
They ain’t half wrong.
I think Secretary Clinton does a damn good job dealing with crazy world leaders.
But to let your hair just flop on your head a if it were combed by a passing tsunami? To wear glasses that a hobo got at the salvation army? To wear so little make up people wonder if you own a razor and you’re taking testosterone injections.
Come on Madame Secretary – A 5 O’clock shadow, really?
If you’re going to go all Hippie Commune on us, can’t you wait till you’re out of the public eye?
Once you’re down on the farm, nobody is going to care if you floss your teeth with cat hair. You want to look like a lesbian biker chick, that’s your business, but for now, you gotta pick up the pace girl.
Fair or not, women politicians are partially judged on cosmetic things like makeup and hair and clothes.
When foreign policy should take center stage, sometimes it comes down to eye liner. Yes it sucks, but that’s tough cookies.
The Secretary of State says she is “so relieved to be at the stage she is at. If i want to wear my glasses, I wear them,” she says. “If i want to pull my hair back, then I pull my hair back,” she adds. “It doesn’t deserve a lot of attention,” she says with the emphasis of a life exclamation point.
But it does matter.
You represent The United States of America. You have to be sharp witted, sharp tongued, and visually on target.
Dress for success Mrs. Clinton.
If you want to go with the potato sack couture, wait a few more months when you are down on the farm.’
Oh and by the way, see how Bill likes that shaggy doo look you got going right now?
Anyone know the number for Monica?
and that is crazy.™