PEE POWERED

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.

An excrement powered automobile.

Pee Power.

Put a little Tinkle In Your Tank.

Makes you think doesn’t it?

Excrement Powered!

Man that’s as disgusting as whatever they pump into a hot dog to make it last 6 months in the crisper.

I found an article on a car that runs on urine.

A car that runs on urine?

What are you high? Nope.

It sounds like something you write after taking a bong hit.

But according to published reports : The Mazda CX-7 uses a special man-made liquid similar to human urine to reduce emissions of oxides of nitrogen (NOx). The compound, called AdBlue, is a mixture of roughly one-third pure urea and two-thirds demineralised water.

URINE POWERED!

Who needs gas when you have pee?

These urine assisted vehicles are all ready widely used in the trucking industry in Europe and Australia and is common in diesel cars in Europe.

For some reason, Americans have not yet embraced Urine powered cars.

According to what I have been able to gather, the engine extracts hydrogen from urine more easily than water. The hydrogen is used to power fuel cells that run the car. And there you go.

Pee Powered.

Empty one tank while you fill another.

When I first read the article, I thought the car ran on urine instead of gasoline. That conjured up some weird visuals. I imagined a BP station with regular, premium and piss pump.

Ha.

Can you imagine walking out to your driveway and seeing your neighbor, pants around the ankles, peeing into his family car?

While you probably can’t, I can! And the thought of it makes me wince.

If you saw this, you’d call the police and report a man having inappropriate relations with his vehicle. I would love to hear that 9 1 1 call played on the nightly news.

911: what’s your emergency?

CALLER: Uh my neighbor Earl is naked in the front yard.

911: what’s he doing sir?

CALLER; well his pants are down at his ankles and he is being rather intimate with his Chevy malibu.

911: We have an officer en route now.

Please stay on the phone with us.

So if life is one big chemistry experiment, then what’s next?

Home heating systems powered by methane created by the family that lives in the house. ( I will spare you the particulars on this one) Suffice to say, when it’s really cold out and mom makes extra Chili and Uncle Johnny is in the restroom for a normal than average amount of time and the lights begin to flicker, well, I’m just saying that you might want to light a match is all.

According to reports: limits on diesel emissions in the future will eventually make the urea-based systems mandatory equipment on all cars.

That could be good news for unemployed gaseous guys who like to eat and read by the light of their own methane cloud.

Urine Powered.

Life’s Crazy™