You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Tanning so much your face looks like a mud pie.
Tanning so much you look like a tiki idol.
Tanning so much your face is petrified dirt.
Stupid thy name is Patricia Krentcil.
This woman is a good old fashion circus freak.
She has a face for radio, a face only a mother could love.
She has a face that even a starving dog wouldn’t lick.
All I can say is even Al Jolson would be appalled.
The New Jersey mother is charged with child endangerment accused of allegedly taking her 6 year old daughter
into a tanning booth. That’s a violation of NJ state law.
She would appear to be a violation of human nature.
She may not be guilty of anything criminally, but she is an idiot.
Has she not heard of SPF?
It’s like she is using Pam cooking spray to entice the sun’s rays onto her face.
Perhaps Mobil 1 motor oil is her cancerous elixir of choice.
This woman’s face is an on ramp for melanoma.
Her skin is like a mop soaking up rays of death.
Yanomamo Indians live in the Tropical rain forest of South America. They are bronzed and lean and tie their penis’ up by their foreskins. They don’t wear clothes, and live outside. They aren’t as dark as reckless or stupid as Krentcil.
How dark is dark? Crayola doesn’t even make a color this awkward.
Krentcil’s face is a cross between turd brown and copper.
It’s a color that makes blind people angry and causes penile impotence.
The woman says she brought her daughter to the salon, but not into the tanning booth.
When asked by WCBS reporters if she tanned too much, Krentcil neshiently said NO, that she loves to tan.
Krentcil said her daughter got her sunburn from being outside on a warm day.
“She does go tanning with mommy but not in the booth” said Krentcil.
State laws prohibits anyone under 14 from using tanning salons.
State law should prohibit anyone with the intelligence of a number two pencil eraser from raising a child.
And that is crazy.™