You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Knives on a plane?
WTF?
It’s like snakes on a plane only with a sharp edge and less Samuel L Jackson induced F bombs.
Knives on a plane? When did this happen? Why is this happening?
Are we that stupid as a nation?
On a day when the stock market sets a record, on a day when the super storm slams the entire country, there’s now a super storm record of stupidity.
According to ABC news: the TSA is going to allow small knives with blades less than 3 inches onto aircraft.
It’s the first time since 911 that knives of any kind will be allowed on board a plane.
I don’t like this at all.
I think there are problems with the TSA, long lines, ignorant imbiciles, body cavity searches.
Small knives disrupting air travel? Please get real you stupid uniform wearing morons.
Full body scans of little kids in wheel chairs? Do something about that.
Making me dump a full bottle of Dasani water at the gate? That pisses me off. Fix that.
But knives on a plane? This is how you are going to move lines more quickly?
Is the Swiss Army Knife Company paying you under the table?
What gives?
Can I bring shampoo on board now that I can pack a blade? How bout a prison shiv made out of hardened soap and body hair?
Is that OK now?
Who the hell needs a knife on a plane? Maybe if they were still serving us processed microwaved chicken, but now, who needs it?
Are you going to whittle a walking stick in your seat? Are you going to gut a calf?
What are you going to do with a Swiss Army knife at 36,000 feet over Texas that can’t wait. Only bad can come from this.
The ruling is confusing to many passengers who all ready doubt the credibility of this federal agency.
And flight attendants are understandably pissed.
In case you were wondering, The TSA is also allowing 2 golf clubs, hockey and lacrosse sticks. Well that’s great. That should make the next viral dance craze inside a plane look that much more chaotic.
Ironically, Box cutters, the weapon that began the holocaust that is 911, are still prohibited.
HMMMM?
Wonder why?
Perhaps because the American people would unscrew their seats and throw them in the aisles if box cutters were suddenly authorized.
Are listening to this crap alqaida? Perhaps you have won. Bring all the tiny knives you want onto a plane now. Who cares.
TSA says this will allow agents to concentrate on real threats.
Whatever.
It’s stupid like Forest Gump running for 3 years and growing a beard down to his ass is stupid..
And that is crazy.™