You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
The feud.
The Hatfields? The McCoys? Russia Vs USA? Shanon Sharp Vs. the English language?
Nope.
Madonna and Lady Ga Ga.
It’s not exactly the Axis of Evil versus democracy, but watch GMA on a Saturday morning and it is the biggest news they can muster.
“is the feud over? “The breathless anchor pants.
Feud? What a joke. That’s like asking Iran if they will invite Israel over for dinner. Have some matza ball soup Mother F****ers.
Momma monster says she is willing to let by gones be by bones.
Who even knows what this fight is about. The morning anchors speculate it is over Ga Ga’s song sounding an awful lot like Madonna’s express yourself. I think it’s one old diva jealous of another younger diva.
It’s a cat fight and the old cat doesn’t like the new cat spraying in the fresh kitty litter.
Meow.
Come on ladies. As Rodney King so famously said; “Can’t we all just get a long?”
Isn’t there enough cat box for all of you?
And that is crazy. ™