You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™
Lifting your robe and showing off your judicial private parts.
Is that a gavel your honor, or you just happy to see me?
My God. Has the world lost its ever loving mind?
Do only dumb people carry smart phones?
Maybe we should require people to take a class before they activate their cell phones. A smart phone license. You know, like a driver’s license. Maybe we should require people to pass a test before they turn the device on. Maybe that way, stupid people would do less stupid stuff with their stupid smart phones.
DATELINE: Detroit
What is a judge?
In a quixotic world, a judge is a symbol of justice of equality of unbiased principles. He sits on the bench, stoically, weighing right and wrong against a predetermined set of laws.
A judge should not be a Jersey Shore wanna be sporting a six pack and a sleazy smile.
Lady justice is crying a tear this evening over a Detroit Circuit court judge named Wade McCree.
Hey Wade did you not see the coverage concerning Congressman Weiner? Remember the law maker who showcased his Weiner.
It was sexting at its finest, which means at its worst. It was a
national embarrassment of astronomical proportions. Congressman Weiner needed to take the smart phone certification class. He didn’t. Guess what? He’s selling shoes.
You want to sell shoes your honor?
I give you Judge McCree.
Obviously this court Jester has juevos of cast iron under that black robe.
In what can only be called a bold move, the circuit Court Judge took off his shirt, grabbed the smart phone and
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He is smiling like a kid watching a dirty movie.
He doesn’t even care. He doesn’t care that this makes him look like a punk ass bitch instead of a respected court officer.
Judge dumb ass admits to sending a picture of his bare chest to a married female employee.
“Hot dog!” he exclaimed when asked about it by Detroit news people. “Yup that’s me. I ‘ve got no shame to my game,” he added.
No shame to your game?
Your honor, sit your stupid judge ass down and listen good.
You got no game, except with Mrs. Judge and even then you are expected administer your gavel of justice with a modicum of judicial decorum.
Mrs Judge will understand if you hand out the subpoenas with the blinds drawn and the lights down low.
But Judge Wade McCree don’t play.
The judge is standing shirtless, nothing showing but his perky pectorals and his dastardly smile.
Is he wearing pants? who knows? Perception is reality and I would say the perception is this Judge is butt ass naked.
McCree told Fox 2 he’s not embarrassed and he is not shy.
“Oh yeah, I’ve sent that picture out to other women, sure, ” said the married judge. “There’s nothing nude about it. I’m in no more clothes than I’ll be in at the Y this afternoon when I swim a mile.”
Wow. That is some cock sure rhetoric straight from the bench.
I say be careful your honor, you wouldn’t be the first big man to look stupid thanks to a smart phone.
Just ask Anthony Weiner who was left holding his weiner.
And that is crazy.™