You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.
Freezing your man junk off.
DATELINE: LOUISVILLE, Ky. It’s here that an Army vet is suing for $10 million after his penis was partially amputated.
Yikes.
I’d sue the doctor for his penis. I’d sue the nurse for her penis too.
The suit alleges that a Veterans Hospital Nurse repeatedly put ice packs on his penis after surgery, causing frostbite and gangrene and ultimately leading to the organ’s partial amputation.
The former soldier made it through two tours of Nam. He drifted down ox poop rivers, and bomb encrusted rice patties and inhaled bong hits of Agent Orange and who knows what kind of hell.
ONLY TO COME HOME AND HAVE HIS MAN JUNK CUT OFF!!
That is so un-American fool!
The man had surgery on his groin for a medical issue. After surgery the man claims nurses packed his stuff in ice for 19 hours.
19 hours of ice therapy turned his manhood into a life less hunk of frozen flesh.
His private area was so ice over, the Captain of the Titanic would have ordered the sheep “Hard Rudder Left”
No pulse, no sensation, and lots of anger. Can you blame him?
The case is now headed to court.
“It basically caused frostbite on his penis, which eventually caused gangrene,” His attorney said.
“In addition to robbing someone of their manhood, they’ve robbed him of the simple ability to urinate just like every other person who lives in this world.”
Robbed him of the ability to urinate.
Profound. Sad. Crazy.