You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™
A mother tearing off her child’s genitals because she’s angry.
If this story wasn’t true, I’d think it was made up on Saturday Night Live. If it wasn’t so atrociously disgusting, I’d have expected to have read it on a men’s room partition.
It’s the kind of sickening tale that umpteen shots of Jagermeister can’t intenerate.
But this story is true, and it’s horrifically sad.
It’s sad for a 6-year-old boy. It’s sad for the woman stupid enough to tear off her own son’s scrotum. It’s sad for the United States of America that people like this exist among us, like slimy, disgusting creatures that slither through manure.
DATELINE: SAN ANTONIO
According to published reports, Jennifer Vargas is going to prison for two years for tearing her 6-year-old son’s genitals.
The court says the mother was in a rage.
Hey lady, have you ever heard of the time out chair?
It’s unbelievable. But it gets worse.
According to court records, not only did she rip off her child’s private parts, she attempted to repair them using glue.
Yes you heard me correctly – GLUE!
The mindless twit thought she could repair her son’s testicles with glue.
This story irritates me.
Crimes like this shouldn’t exist.
You don’t hurt your kids. You don’t rip off their body parts. You don’t glue your kids body parts back.
It’s the law of life.
If this was the bible it would say thou shalt not hurt kids or glue testicles.
But the Earth can be a filthy sweat gland of wrong.
Sometimes I forget that we live in the wild west of mutating DNA, a corruption saturated in stupid sauce.
When a woman can harm her own child in this most horrific way, it tells me that there is a genetic cesspool of ignorance that will always exist.
Some people are evil. Some people are stupid. And these people are sitting in the aisles, lurking like an egg carton with 13 eggs.
Ignorance is thick on this planet like a callous on a Kenyan marathoner.
It is not immediately clear what caused Vargas to become so angry.
What answer could she possibly give?
In my book, there is no good answer.
She’s a cretinous boil. As a human, she is a festering slug, lacking brain capacity and the will to do what is right.
Vargas is the missing link, cerebrally lost somewhere between toothpaste and lawn fertilizer.
This woman is the poster child for sterilization. Some people shouldn’t be allowed to procreate. Some people are too stupid, too dangerous to allow their seed to germinate in another human. In the court of righteous human behavior, this woman would be indicted as stable filth.
If it were reproductively permissible, I would staple this woman’s lady action shut. I would seal it tighter than a manhole cover in New York City.
By gluing shut the private parts of salamander brained numb skulls, it would greatly reduce the amount of genetic mutation the rest of us have to wade through while boarding the subway to earn an honest day’s pay.
When a mother rips her child’s private parts off, it makes me wonder what God’s master plan is.
The 6-year-old is terrorized, scarred emotionally and physically for the rest of his life.
And this woman who never should have been allowed to bear a child is now a burden on the state, a hand in my tax payer pocket, a stain on the fabric of humanity.
According to published reports; the father came home to find his son crying in his room. When daddy discovered the atrocious wound he took the child to a military hospital. The child required surgery.
An emotional Vargas expressed regret in court for her actions.
I tend to think people like Ms Vargas are only sorry they got caught. Something tells me that if she could have glued her kid’s gonads back on, had he not cried, had daddy not discovered junior writhing in pain, Vargas would still be the unholy terror she will always be.
When she goes to prison, taking a shower, washing the filth off her skin, maybe someone will grab hold of her private area and give it a good yank.
Like they say; an eye for an eye.
Whatever.
Life’s Crazy™