You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Cooking your own genitals and serving them to guests who actually pay to eat them.
Has the world gone crazy?
I can’t even make this up.
From the world of the truly sad and bizare, I bring you the demented tale of a Japanese man who had his genitals surgically removed.
That’s harsh enough. Now imagine cooking them?
Yep. Told you this was weird.
Yep. Told you this was weird.
With the help of a professional chef, he cooked his own sex organs and – are you seated? He served them to customers who knowingly ate sauteed man parts.
Are you gagging yet?
Mao Sugiyama is 22. Now he is not a he. Now he is not a she. Now he is an enigma.
Apparently the young man was trying to make a statement about sexual minorities.
Apparently he considers himself to be asexual.
Apparently he also has a little circus showman in him so he says to himself.
Hey Mao, what would shock and awe the crowd?
Fried testes!
Brilliant!
So Mao cuts off his mansicles and deep fries his junk. He serves the human sex organs at a high profile banquet to raise awareness.
Sugiyama charges idiots 250 dollars to sample his juevos. He makes these dolts sign a waiver, and then says bon apetite dumb asses.
The police were notified, but since there is no law against cannibalism in Japan
Someone should have taken some sort of action. The whole idea is so repugnant, it boggles the mind.
If eating human beings is not illegal, do they not have a health code in the land of the Rising Sun. Shouldn’t it always be illegal to sautee gonads in a kitchen? Is it not a violation of everything you know and love to not serve pickled peter to peter piper and his pals?
This story has no reasonable conclusion.
I feel sick and that’s it. This is crazy.™