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Dumb and Dumber.
Remember that movie with Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels?
It was a dumb guy and another dumb guy doing dumb stuff.
It was a movie. They were morons. It was fictitious.
Or was it?
I swear that movie broke out all around me today.
Real life Dumb People inhaling real life oxygen that I could have used to make decisions that are no so dumb.
But sadly, my existence is Dumb, filled with dumber people who make dumb decisions.
These dumb decisions incubated around me, sprinkled over me like dumb salad dressing turning a day filled with smart, into dumb.
The minute I arrived, the dumb began. It was like a rainstorm of dumb. Dumb hitting the concrete splattering, splintering, refracting into tinier drops of dumb. But the collective quotient of dumb was still 100 percent dumb.
I have stupidly come to the conclusion that dumb people make everyone dumber.
Dumb people bring the dumb level up and the smart level down. It’s not exactly a Newtonian principle, but think about it.
If you are surrounded by dumb people and they constantly assault you with moments of dumb, by the transitive property of dumb, you too will become dumb.
Dumb people are so dumb, they don’t know they are dumb.
Dumb people are so dumb, they think you are dumb, because they can’t recognize their own dumbness.
I was looking at dumb and dumber today. How in the world do they even get by?
I watched dumb talk to dumber. They were talking to each other. Each was speaking, words of fatuousness pouring out of their dumb pie holes. Neither was listening.
I watched them with sadness.
How in the world did they get to this position in life?
Dumb leading dumber?
It’s almost criminal. It certainly lowers the level of smart down to a dangerous level of dumb.
Why does God make so many dumb people.
Can it be that hard to make sure the human brain fires on all cylinders?
Why are these two dumb people so dumb? Did they make God angry?
As they spoke over one another, I wondered, how do dumb people remind themselves how to get to work?
Do they need GPS to get from their home to work each day?
How do dumb people keep their jobs when they are obviously dumb? Do they need note cards to remind them to occasionally not be so dumb?
Do they retain their positions so that people who are also dumb feel better about being dumb.
Why does dumb promote dumber to positions of power?
“Well at least he’s dumber than me” they think to themselves, giving the dumb guy a raise and more responsibility.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Man that’s dumb.
Dumb ass.
Dumbo.
Dumb as dirt.
So I walk away from Dumb and Dumber.
I know they’re dumb.
I wish I could stop, grab them by the shoulders and shake them.
“Hey. You are so dumb, you’re autonomic nervous system doesn’t even remember how to work.”
But that’s dumb on my part.
Neither dumb nor dumber would know what an autonomic nervous system does.
“I don’t need one of those,” Dumb would say.
“Yeah we work out,” Dumber would add.
And there you have it.
Dumb. Dumber.
Life’s Crazy™