You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The Hangover II I did something I rarely do. I went to an early movie by myself. I end up meeting a friend who joins me in a theater that has less action than a kissing booth at a senior citizen’s home. Let me say this […]
You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™Sports cars and speed.As far as that goes, It’s been a good week .A week ago, I’m driving a Jaguar XKR convertible down Pacific Coast Highway into Big Sur. Six days later, I’m driving a Porsche Cayman through the back woods around Nashville, Tennessee.All work and no play […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Winning a $22,000 in a fishing tournament. The year is 1986. The place is The Great Barrier Reef in Australia. The water is a blue that Crayola doesn’t have a name for. The sky at night is rich like pudding with stars that hang so low […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Father’s Day in a Mother’s world. Sunday June 19th was Father’s day. Dad’s all over this country got cards and breakfast in bed. Phone calls rang and text messages chimed. While we father’s appreciate Father’s Day, we are not under any misconceptions. We realize that when it […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Weiner’s Weiner. When Anthony Weiner tweeted pictures of his manhood, the world came off its axis. The media confronted him. He lied. They confronted him again with proof of his legislative package, and he finally came clean. He thought he could weather the fire storm of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Being short. I’m not talking Tom Cruise short. I’m talking standing less than 2 feet tall! That makes you shorter than a pony keg, shorter than a foot ottoman, shorter than a Rodney Dangerfield one liner. At 2/3 of a yard you are a human low rider who […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Getting your first text message in 77 years. DATELINE: Big Sur, California The patio of Nepenthe is washed in sunshine. The exclusive eatery is wedged into the side of a cliff rising majestically in the Big Sur Hills. The temperature is a perfect 77 degrees. The breeze blowing […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ High School reunions. I returned to California this past weekend for my 30th. It was a lot of fun, more than I expected, and I often expect a lot. The gathering brought back a flood of memories that inundated my brain.From seeing the old school which […]
You know your crazy when…™Viagra commercials no longer make you feel uncomfortable. You would consider calling anyone for an erection lasting more than four hours. You think Puff Daddy can act. When you have two facebook pages and you don’t know who any of your friends are on either page. When the radiation leak in Japan […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Not playing the national anthem! That’s like not saying Amen after a prayer. It’s like not saying God Bless you after a sneeze. It’s like not shaking a man’s hand and looking him in the eye when you first greet. Few things blast America from both […]