You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s Crazy™ The Arrested Collection™ I was thinking about a new and novel fashion line inspired by dark and stupid. Jailhouse, mug shots, chaos. And suddenly, my favorite mug shot of all time jumped into my brain and viola! The Arrested Collection idea was born. I was thinking […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Allergy Season. The wind is blowing, and I’m suffering. Invisible particulates of death are in the air. They are dive bombing my nasal passages, blowing up my throat and mucous membrane. Achew. God Bless You. I’m sneezing like an angry fog horn. Over and over and […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The big black dog. It’s dawn. The light in the room is feint. The big black dog is sleeping by the window. I know he’s sleeping because he snores loudly like an old man with a sinus condition. The old black dog likes this spot on […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Fake News. It’s a term that is in the media a lot these days thanks to President Trump and his combustible handling of the 24 hour news cycle. “The leaks are real. The news is fake.” What? The national media comes unglued like a paper Mache aqueduct. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The GOP celebration. Tuesday, November 8, 2016. Trump V Clinton. Who will be the 45th President of the United States? The nation is divided. The World is watching. Red V Blue. Democrats V Republicans. It is arguably the biggest election in the history of the world. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Chicago Cubs Winning the World Series. The Cubs win the world series? No man alive today has ever written those words and it be accurate. That was till last night. Goats and curses and loveable losers no more. What a game. If you only watched […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Going dark on Halloween. This year I was the house with the lights turned off. I was the home not handing out Halloween Candy. Yes I was that house! This year, for the 1st time in a long time, I was the house that trick or […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Him or Her. Are you Serious? In a world where the options are as limitless as the endless shrimp platter at Captain D’s, suddenly we have no options. It’s him. Or it’s her. Oh you don’t like him. then Pick her. Oh you don’t like her. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Old Bitch next door. Who’s the old bitch next door you ask? The wicked witch of the West who was crushed by a falling house? No. The old lady in the shoe who had so many bleeding hemorrhoids, she didn’t know what to do? No She’s […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ SCARY CLOWNS. “What’s so scary about clowns?,” the man with the crooked teeth asks. “When we were young, clowns made you laugh. At least they were suppose to.” I stare at the grandfather. He is a mush mouth. His words are a southern fried mess of […]