You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Stating the obvious. does it surprise you that… Skinny people get more dates. People with hair buy more shampoo. Homeless people love subway grates. If it does, then stop reading now, and pull life’s emergency exit please. Either way, there’s another study out there and it’s […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Trying to bury a live animal. I submit for your approval the nebulous tale of Scamp the dog. This story begins with poor Scamp’s untimely death. “Paw go get a shovel and bury Scamp.” “Maw I can’t right now. My hemorrhoids is acting up.” “Then leave Scamp […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Chicago Bear wide receiver Sam Hurd is certifiably loco. Can you say idiot? Can you say loser? This guy just signed a new 5 million dollar contract. He arrived. He made it. He’s one of the elite, highly priced athletes. If the federal indictment is remotely accurate, […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Toys for Hookers. Christmas for call girls. Merry Christmas Mama-cita.Now that’s crazy. I’ve heard of toys for tots. I’ve heard of gun drives where you get a gift certificate at the local supermarket when you turn in hand guns. But I’ve never heard about a two […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ TIM TEBOW MANIA. He’s become a national phenomenon. ESPN spent 10 minutes debating what is a bigger story this year; the Green Bay Packers winning the super bowl and being undfeated OR TIM TEBOW winning 7 games. Superbowl MVP Steve Young was almost giddy as he talked […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The danger that elongated fruits and vegetables reportedly pose to members of the fairer sex. Remember Otter in Animal House meeting Dean Wormer’s wife in the Food King. “Mine’s bigger,” he says to her holding a cucumber. She smiles at him salaciously. “My Cucumber is bigger […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™Making so much out of something so innocuous. “Wanna make a $10,000 bet?” The news readers questioned what would be “The Fallout.”The deep voiced announcer spits into the microphone. Who won? Who lost?Mitt Romney and his $10,000 bet!As you know, the Republicans had a debate in Iowa. […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tel you what’s crazy.™ Holiday Shopping. It should be a biblical experience filled with the good will and merriment of the season. It should be children on Santa’s lap and little elfs handing out candy canes as you park your car. It should be Moses inscribing your Christmas boxes with […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Going 143 mph on a motorcycle. With your family jewels gripping the seat, and the wind ripping the flesh off your face, the world is a blur of speed and adrenalized fervor. At 143 mph, a pebble could catapult you into a ditch where your only option is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ An elementary school teacher with the audacity the TEMERITY to tell a bunch of 7 olds that there is no Santa Claus. Hey lady are you stupid? Are you high? Are you a Communist? According to published reports; Leatrice Ann Eng apologized to the kids, but […]