You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Raiders fans. Commitment to crazy. I was watching the Raiders vs. the Chargers on Sunday. It’s week 17, the last week of the season. Many teams are all ready in the big dance. Many games are irrelevant. But not the Raiders’ game. This one is for all […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Air Travel During the Holidays. Oh My God! It’s not just the cattle car mentally. It’s not just the homeless shelter garb. It’s not just the smell that some people think substitutes for soap. It’s the attitude that people fly with now a days. And I […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. California. What’s crazy about it? How nice it is on the last day of 2011. While much of the nation is bundling up, huddling around a fire, throwing on another turtle neck, I am standing on the deck of a local beach bar. The wind is […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Knowing “That’s Crazy” is a global force for good. It’s a brand whose time has come. More than 100,000 hits in 2 years and now is the time for the viral infiltration to commence. With all the angst in the world, there is a need for […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Writing a that’s crazy story on my new iPhone! The screen is 3 inches wide.It’s like typing through the bottom of a coke bottle. The alphabet is so damn small I need a magnifying glass to see what I’m doing. It’s like trying to learn Quantum […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The NBA. I don’t care. They struck. Now I’m striking. It’s not football. I’ll watch it when it comes down to tennis or professional rodeo or NBA. Until then, who cares? ESPN has the rights to the games and they are playing it up like a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. teenage girls. There are three of them in this house right now. It’s like a cackling coop hair and estrogen. It’s an onslaught of high pitched run on sentences and generation X angst. I’m on the couch, my back to them in the kitchen. I am only […]
you know what’s crazy. I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Christmas Eve in the facebook millennium. No carolers knocked on my door. But telemarketers from ADT security did try and sell me an enhanced security system. Don’t you realize it’s December 24th I said. Sir criminals don’t have calendars they responded. Nice sales pitch. Man it’s […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Christmas Birthdays. I am a Christmas baby. Well sort of. Born four days after Christmas and 2 days before New Years. I arrived on planet Earth between two of the greatest holidays known to man. Hello Baby Jesus. Hello Baby New Years. And in between, hello Baby […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. Staring at a 50 inch rectangle of muted dreams. What was a brilliant, expansive, orgasmic plasma tv is now a massive grey paper weight. What once blistered my eyes and ears with spectacular moments is now a quiet, ugly black hole in my living room. I […]