You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Being buried alive – by choice – trying to set a world record.
DATELINE:
It’s here that a 24 year old man reportedly buries himself. He wasn’t stupid all by himself. He has all the help he needs from his friends and family.
For some inexplicable reason, the young man climbs into a box, constructed of wood, wedged into a ditch that is some 10 feet deep.
I would have had serious reservations right there, right then. I would have hollered for my legal representation and checked the fine print.
Not our victim. He climbed into the hole of death with a big trusting smile on his face.
Then the man’s friends and family dump dirt on him and then they wait.
Tick Tock. Tick Tock.
How do you pass the time while your loved one is buried alive?
A garage sale? Skip rope? Beer pong?
I don’t know what these insipid morons do, but 7 hours later, they finish wasting their day and they open up their family sarcophagus.
Guess What?
The Guest of honor is dead. Yes morons, HE IS DEAD!
Surprise surprise.
Headline: Man puts himself in coffin and family is shocked when he
doesn’t survive.
This story is beyond sad. It’s stupid. Everyone involved in this dirt nap gone wrong should be put in a box and buried.
Granny, big brother, best buddy. Everyone get in the box.
It’s a going out of business sale.
Someone hand me that shovel. Throw dirt on that idiot. No man left standing.
My God is there no common sense anywhere in the world anymore?
What’s really crazy is that nobody is even sure if there is a record for
most amount of time buried alive.
And if there were a world record for something so obtuse, don’t you think those miners in
Those guys survived under the E
The dead boy’s mother says her son was always adventurous, having been buried twice before; once for 2 hours and another time for 6 hours.
Adventurous? Burying a man in a hole is a little more than adventurous.
“My son is the neighborhood champ of human burial.” The mother could be proud about that I suppose.
That’s a mantel that every mom should be happy about. Apparently not.
You all deserve what you get you mental pygmies.
And that is crazy.