You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Crazy co-workers who excrete, expel or expectorate incessantly and in all the wrong places.
Just when you thought it was safe to enter the work place again, I learn about another lunatic who has no sense of decorum and even less scruples.
He treats his co workers belongings like a gorilla treats a samsonite suitcase.
DATELINE: Des Moines, Iowa
It’s here, in the mecca of midwestern manners and middle America Gee Wiz, that an information technology geek is accused of urinating on his co-worker’s chairs.
Who has the time to do this? What kind of twisted mind sends you into your buddie’s cubicle, allows you to unzip your fly, release the hounds and decorate a co-worker’s chair with that colt 45 you so aggressively consumed?
Raymond Foley is just that cretin. The 59 year old was arrested on charges of 2nd degree criminal mischief.
Go number one – you get 2nd degree. I guess if he did a number 2 in their chairs that would be first degree criminal mischief, but I digress.
When booked, Foley declined to comment. Who can blame this peregrine stench bag. What can you say?
“Ah Bill, I’m sorry about my urine soaking through your pants when you sat down this morning to check your email.”
According to the AP, this loser no longer works at the Farm Bureau offices.
That’s an appropriate venue for a guy who likes to urinate in public places. Seems like he would be better suited to working with farm yard animals, don’t you think?
What gives some people the nerve to do this stuff? Do you hate your co-workers? Are you jealous of them? You are an IT guy! How bad can it be dude. Are they downloading too much porn? Ingesting too many viruses?
You are freaking geek or a geeking freak, take your pick.
You are lucky to even have employment. A 13 year old can do your job now-a-days.
According to published reports; workers came to the job and found their seats soiled. They complained and sniffed and said why does my chair smell like fluffy’s cat box?
Has some one been milking a lama in here again?
Who smeared the elephant dung on my work station?
So the employees took action, hooking up a surveillance system trained on their cubicles.
Guess what they discovered?
Raymond unleashing the lizard and letting loose.
A golden stream of anger saturating all the upholstery.
The chair damage is estimated at 4,500 dollars.
The damage to our personal well being is much more.
I hope Raymond goes to jail and his cell mate pushes his head in the urinal. That would be a fitting end to this tale of urinary indiscretion.
And that is crazy.™