You know what’s Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!
America has its hand out looking for free crap. It’s disgusting.
When I saw this story out of Chicago, I threw up in my mouth.
Are you ready for this? Cook County taxpayers are paying a custodian $14,022 because the woman claims she twice injured her back by “reaching around to pick up a piece of toilet paper,” that according to county documents.
Are you Crazy?
You are a custodian. It’s your job to “turn around and pick up paper that might be on the floor.”
This one makes me sick. It’s like a woman suing McDonalds because the woman spilled hot coffee on her “own” self.
Are you Crazy?
This is why everything costs more. This is why everyone is afraid in this country. We don’t have Public Christmas Trees because we are afraid that someone other than a Christian is going to pissed off and sue the municipality for alieniating other creeds and regligions. So what do we call it? A freaking Holiday Tree. Give me a break. Get over it, It’s called Christmas, it’s 2000 years old and it ain’t exactly going away any time soon.
But a custodian suing for picking up an itsy bitsy piece of toilet paper? What’s next? Fire Fighters suing because they got soot in their eye? Bakers suing cause they inhaled flour? Bus drivers suing because they pulled a muscle turning a corner.
That’s what you do for a living people. If you don’t want to risk injuring your back picking up toilet paper then do something else you are qualified for, like collecting welfare. Bet you wouldn’t hurt your back pulling the welfare check out of the mailbox would you?
It pisses me off.
Medical malpractice suits are the reason health rates are soaring into orbit and the reason qualified doctors are opting for other professions. Why would you want to be a surgeon and risk multi million dollar law suits, when you can mop the floors of the local court house and sue someone who dropped some paper on the ground.
So the next time you see a custodian bent over picking up a piece of toilet paper without complaining or suing, thank that person for doing their job. That’s what it has come down to now-a-days. Thanks for doing the job you were hired to do.
But if that same custodian acts like they hurt their back picking up that same toilet paper, kick that custodian in the ass and say that’s from the wild man at That’s Crazy.
Thanks.