You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
distracted drivers.
We’ve heard that texting and driving is worse than drinking and driving. We’ve heard that shaving and driving is worse than smoking crack and driving. We’ve heard that applying mascara in the diamond lane at 80 mph is more dangerous than trying to inseminate a full grown female giraffe with a turkey baster while driving.
Charlie Sheen “winning” with two strippers and an eight ball while driving in the pick up line of your toddler’s pre school could be the most harrowing of all.
And now, just when you thought it couldn’t get any more dangerous than driving shot gun with the Sheen Man himself….
I give you a woman who feels that tooth decay is more important than not driving into a concrete barrier.
DATELINE: BLENHEIM, New Zealand
It’s in this sheep happy world that a 65-year-old schoolteacher crashed her car while brushing her teeth.
According to published reports: Police tell the Court that Cherie Margaret Davis set the cruise control of her car to 62mph “got out her toothbrush and started brushing her teeth.”
Gigivitis is a bitch!
I like to floss doing at least 80 mph, who doesn’t?
According to the cop, Ms. Davis lost concentration and crashed into a rock bank by the side of the road.
Apparently that piece of bacon wedged between incisors caused her to become distracted and ultimately lose control of her vehicle.
According to police, Davis had a blood alcohol level almost twice the legal limit at the time of the crash.
So was the cause of the crash spinach in her molars or a pint of gin percolating in her kidneys.
Did she crash because she was distracted with an Orel B micro fiber tooth brush massaging her gums or did she wrap around the median because her blood was filled with a witches brew of fermented death that four out of five dentists surely don’t recommend.
Given the choice to brush and drive, I think I’ll take my chances at Charlie Sheen’s pre-school.
And that is crazy!™