You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Justin Bieber driving 100 mph.
The tiny singer can out run his screaming fans, but apparently not the police.
The fancy little man in his chrome colored Fisher Karma, a $100,000 electric car, was cited for reckless driving.
Police say he was doing 100 mph in his Bieber Mobile. He was reportedly weaving on the freeway, in and out of traffic.
It looked like the Joker chasing the Caped Crusader through Gotham City.
The singer claims he was being chased by the paparazzi. Witnesses confirm he was being chased by paparazzi.
Somebody send out the bat signal for crying out loud.
The crazy photographers were driving on the shoulder, trying to get a shot of the one man boy-band who was blazing a trail of speed and illegal driving.
Bieber wants press when he wants press. When it suits his needs, the photographers are welcome. Bring on the free publicity. It is the oil that lubricates the machine. But when Little B is out chillin, enjoying the fruits of his talents, the little man wants his private time.
But it doesn’t work that way song-boy. Especially when you are trying to kick it in an aluminium colored rocket ship developed with NASA technology.
This car is so far out, you can drink Tang in the cock pit and urinate into a tube.
Being a celebrity is a wet dream. Perks, fringe benefits, adulation and money.
You are a punk ass kid with a weak voice and a some white boy moves.
You were in the right place at the right time when the fortuitous winds were blowing and the king of good fortune was handing out life assignments.
Now you are a global star.
But being a super star comes with a few draw backs including cameras and well wishers interrupting your dinner in that fine restaurant.
So getting in your bat mobile made out of space age polymers and driving 35 miles over the speed limit is not going to fly as an excuse.
Beebs wasn’t arrested. He should have been. Perhaps the paparazzi should have been arrested too.
All I’m saying is, if you want to rock and roll, you gotta like it like it yes you do!
And if you drive a nuclear fusion sports car, you’re gonna have to deal with some photographers.
Slow it down Beiber.
And that’s crazy.™