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The Trailer

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ The Trailer. The stench emanating from the Winnebago is overwhelming. It smells like an open sewer filtered through a skunk’s raised tail. The filthy camper is in the middle of the KOA campground at the back end of the park. The trees surrounding the trailer are […]

The Gift

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The gift. A white cop. A black woman.  A very large 10 year old boy. I’m seated at a table covered in football equipment. A mouth piece, a face shield, a size 11 pair of cleats. The boy is in 5th grade. He is gargantuan. He […]

The Conventions

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The conventions. Donkeys vs Elephants. Republicans vs Democrats. Liberals vs. Conservatives. Americans vs Americans. I’m watching the Democratic National Convention. I watched the Republican National Convention last week. They are the same, but very very different. The conventions are bombastic and over the top. They are biased […]

Tow Truck Discounter

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Tow Truck man. I have met a lot of tow truck guys in my life and they are a different breed. Most of them are big burly Paul Bunyan like bastards who wear short sleeves even in the icy throws of winter. Somehow they stay […]

Cold Turkey

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Taking a few months off. For years, I didn’t miss a day. Every single day, I wrote and published a Life’s Crazy story. Some were great and some sucked and most were somewhere in between. But I wrote and wrote and wrote. Then one day, I stopped. […]