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Animal Cruelty

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The frozen dog. I only visited with the animal for a minute. But I felt profound sadness. I never touched the dog. It was so weak, I didn’t want to touch it. “It has scabies,” a voice says from the background. The animal was so disoriented, […]

Is you GPS stupid? My GPS is a moron.

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ GPS Global Positioning Satellite. In 300 feet make a U turn. I’m in a city I don’t know well. It’s dark. The streets are unfamiliar. I just need to find the interstate so I can get where I need to go. But the question is where am […]

blue eye homeless man

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The blue-eyed homeless man. I’ve seen him a dozen times around my work. I’ve seen him urinating by the dumpster. I’ve seen him walking down the sidewalk. I’ve seen him at the McDonald’s scrounging a drink. Often times I see him holding a 40 ounce of […]

Weatherman predicting death

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Winter Blizzard of 2014. The projections are for record cold, icy roads, and perhaps an inch of snow. A whole inch of snow. Watch out people, an inch of snow might be coming. An inch? Think about it. An inch might not even cover an […]

I’m Sorry There’s no Santa Claus

You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™ Telling your class there is no Santa Claus. An elementary school teacher told 7 year old students that there is no Santa Claus. Hey lady are you stupid? Are you high? Are you a Communist? According to published reports; Leatrice Ann Eng apologized to the kids, […]

Strip Club Idiot

I was going through my old vault of writing, cleaning house, freeing up space, so to speak. I am going to be purging for a while. Out with the old and in with the new, so to speak. But I came across this article from last year which made me laugh. Enjoy. You know what’s […]

CAB PIRATES

ou know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy. The Broadway Bash 2013. It was billed as a Nashville Chamber of Commerce event. The idea was simple: Promote commerce downtown while ringing in the new year. The city shut down lower Broadway and set up a stage for bands. There were constant reminders not to […]