You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Striving for greatness. Whether you’re a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker, the idea is to evolve to something greater. The goal should be to learn, to achieve, to become greater than what you were yesterday. Here’s an idea: Evolve like some Darwinian creature crawling out […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Bills in my mail box. Don’t want them, don’t like them. My mail box is a parasite on my street. It’s dark foreboding shell and it’s bright red metallic flag are harbingers of economic ruin. Don’t you hate bills? Wouldn’t your life be better if your […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Instruments unused. Melodies silenced, chords quieted, beats unheard. There is a drum set upstairs. My eldest son hasn’t banged on them in 5 years. He use to take lessons. He is no Neil Peart, but he had a little talent. Now the skins sit in a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ The Troll. Why does the Troll live under the bridge? Because he can. Under the freeway, in the dark slimy crevice, far from the light, he resides. Under the bridge, in the corner by the spiders, he sleeps. In the stairwell, in the darkness, covered by […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll Tell you what’s crazy™ Birth to Beer. I am about to date myself here, but I did something that has been 21 years in the making. I brought my oldest son to a bar. A sports establishment known as Twin Peaks. The entire wait staff is female. It’s like a […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Saying thank you after 30 years. I emailed one of my first bosses. His name; Bob Giraldi. Bob is a legendary director now. He probably was back then. I simply said; Bob, thanks for showing me the way. Bob gave me my first job out of […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Toilet Coffee. According to published reports; a Starbucks in Hong Kong uses toilet water to brew its coffee. Can you say pass the urinal cookie? I wonder if the employees wash their hands after they scoop water out of the toilet? I wonder if it really […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Stupid commercials. There are hundreds to choose from. There are commercials that go for humor but fall flat like a comedian who only tells Yo Momma Is Fat Jokes. There are commercials that go for factual over load like you’re at home taking notes with pen […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Game 7. It’s electric, like sticking your finger in a light socket while tap dancing in a bucket of water. Game 7; it says hold on to your hat masked man cause this motha is about to curl your toes. Game 7. You could say balls […]
You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy™ Fast 6 It’s an action movie fueled by nitros oxide and thong bikinis. It’s 8 cylinders, muscle cars and push up bras. The plot: Our heroes must thwart a global terrorist. In return they get pardons allowing them to return to the USA. While the plot […]