You know your crazy when…™
Viagra commercials no longer make you feel uncomfortable.
You would consider calling anyone for an erection lasting more than four hours.
You think Puff Daddy can act.
When you have two facebook pages and you don’t know who any of your friends are on either page.
When the radiation leak in Japan bores you.
When you think your local weather girl looks like Pocahontas.
When you go on your elementary school facebook page and wonder if your first girl friend is still cute.
When you are sweating so profusely at the dinner table you start blotting your face with paper napkins and people stare and you shrug your shoulders like hey I’m sweating, back off.
When your nose is running so badly you don’t know whether to blow for the millionth time or just let a lazy river of nose goo ooze out of your nostril.
When you wear different colored cuff links in your dress shirt and you don’t notice till you get home.
When you have so many passwords and so many secret codes for so many internet things that they all sizzle together in your brain like a fried egging burning in a pan.
When you go back for your H.S. reunion and everyone there looks like your grandpa.
When it’s so hot that you are sweating while driving to work with the air conditioner blowing on you full blast.
When the commercials in the middle of the day for depression depress you.
When selling gold for cash commercials actually start to look like a good way to pay the rent.
When you actually expect teenage kids to say thank you after you take them out to eat.
When you equate a country music festival in Nashville in June with folds of flesh excreting too much perspiration.
When your so tired that the neighbor dog humping your shin doesn’t even raise your blood pressure.
And that is crazy.™