You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Weiner’s Weiner.
When Anthony Weiner tweeted pictures of his manhood, the world came off its axis.
The media confronted him. He lied. They confronted him again with proof of his legislative package, and he finally came clean. He thought he could weather the fire storm of controversy. He was wrong like a whore in church is wrong. He ended up going up in flames like a paper towel factor soaked in gasoline.
I don’t know about you, but I’ve had it with the tabloid sensationalistic b.s.
In case you missed it, Thursday, the embattled US Congressman resigned.
The New Yorker is a complete embarrassment. The spectacle he created was farcical.
The press conference where he announced he was stepping down was absurd.
I’m listening to this Congressional grandstander talk about being sorry and how he loves his wife and respects various members of Congress and
through it all I hear some chipmunk from the Howard Stern show screaming “are you seven inches?”
Are you kidding. A national embarrassment and I have to watch this circus of the insane.
I’d rather watch a Mexican donkey show involving brain damaged midgets.
In case you have been incubating under a rock, Weiner lied about sending sexually explicit twitter messages to several women. Then he was caught and said he was sorry.
Sorry?
That’s like getting hit by a bus and grabbing for a band aid.
Sorry about that amputated limb. The damage was done.
But Weiner is a scavenger, a survivor. Some say he is going to rise like the Phoenix from the ashes only to be re-elected to something.
Mayor of NYC?
Really? are his constituents so moronic?
Why not elect Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child? Why not elect Baba Booey, the Howard Stern schmuck screaming questions about penis size.
I watched this press conference fully intending an Irish Soccer riot to break out.
The real loser in this soiled undergarment of politics is Weiner’s wife.
She has stayed out of sight, but not out of mind. Huma Abedin is pregnant with the couple’s first child.
I wonder if she’s going to eventually show up on 20/20 and go all Tammy Wynette and stand by her man as he announces he is running for human scum bag inspector.
Regardless of what comes next, the Congressman has a permanent chapter in the High Holy Book of Crazy. ™