You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.
Ignorance.
Stupid is as stupid does, right?
Run Forest Run.
You think George Washington chopped down a cherry tree so he could replace his wooden teeth.
That’s dumb.
And dumb is the new normal.
You know who got voted off Survivor but you don’t know who got voted into office in your home town.
That’s stupid and sad.
But this next story could quite possibly be the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
It’s so stupid, so blatant, so down right ridiculous, it’s borderline criminal. It certainly has me asking, how crazy can crazy get?
DATELINE: New Mexico
It’s here that a simple simon of a man drove around with his friend’s dead body for three days because he thought she was asleep.
WHAT?
Jerry Maestas is the dunce with the brain capacity of a snapping turtle.
He said his friend is a paraplegic, doesn’t walk, or hop, or spin cartwheels so when she doesn’t move, it’s pretty normal.
But Jerry, doesn’t your friend talk? Doesn’t she breathe? Don’t you ever say; “hey girl friend, would you like a sweet tea? How bout a potty break?”
According to reports; Jerry Maestas said he also thought the woman could have been sleeping.
SLEEPING?
Perfect answer! Convenient response. Sleeping. Does your friend always sleep for 3 straight days in the car, Jerry?
Q: Who chopped down the cherry tree?
a. Orville or Wilbur Wright?
b. Dr. Ruth
c. Sirhan Sirhan
d. Walter Cronkite
e. my friend is not breathing, what should I do?
After days of letting his friend decay in a peaceful ever lasting sleep, the 64-year-old finally drove the corpse to a hospital.
Q: I should take my friend to the hospital when:
a. her skin is blue and rubbery
b. her eye balls begin sliding out of their sockets attached by only a
gooey taffy.
c. The soiled mess in the passenger seat begins to smell like rotting
elk carcass.
d. I have run out of drugs and alcohol and I have sobered up enough
where my chipmunk brain is operating at a minimal level.
According to published reports, Amy Marquez, 33, was slumped in the passenger side of the Mercury sedan. Her corpse was covered in bugs and emitting a powerful odor, officials said.
Flies swarming over the body. A smell so viscous, you could spread it on white bread like stinky cheese. How bad does it have to get before you think something is wrong?
The report quotes Lt. Christian Lopez as having said Maestas likely suffers from a mental disorder.
If Jerry has a mental disorder, that explains part of this sad equation. What it doesn’t explain is who is responsible for Jerry and the dead woman. Who is letting these two people take care of one another? A woman who can’t move her arms and legs and a guy who thinks that decomposing in the front seat of a Mercury sedan is normal?
“I don’t know how he didn’t know,” Lopez is quoted as having said.
“He’s not all there, I guess. I have no confirmation that he has a mental illness but this guy isn’t running on all cylinders.”
Police determined Marquez had been dead for about 66 hours, the report stated.
They said there were no signs of foul play.
Q: Letting a person ferment in the front seat of a car for 2-and-a-
half days is:
a. OK if you thought she was sleeping.
b. not foul play because the police can’t charge you with being
stupid.
c. an indictment of all that is wrong with the victim’s families and
DHS in this country.
d. a tough box to check on Car Fax Dot Com when asked about
previous car-issues.
e. the crazy story of the day.
All of the above and that is crazy