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A Naked Postal Worker Arrested for Special Delivery.
what was this guy delivering? Nuts? Balls? Birthday Suits? DATELINE: MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin
According to the local paper, a male postal worker was arrested after making a delivery completely naked.
Talk about maximum shrinkage!
Dude what were you thinking?
Wisconsin in mid-December is cold. It’s a frosty beer glass pulled out of the freezer. The last place I want to get Northern Exposure is on the boys. To expose the fellas to the wild and wooly tundra? This guy has gone postal. What was he delivering? a tiny frozen “package.”
He gift wrapped himself at the local newspaper office. Why?
Was he trying to get first class postage for third class parcels?
According to an employee, the postman stated he was going to deliver mail naked because a woman there seemed “stressed out” and he wanted to cheer her up and “make her laugh.
Oh she laughed all right, when she saw what you were delivering.
This blue balled, frozen nutcase was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior.
That’s penal code banter for “Hey genius, put on some pants.”Whether he is still walking his route in the artic is not known.
But according to published reports; the 52-year-old man admitted to the naked truth and later apologized.
How could he deny it? His junk was free spooling in the office for judge and jury to see.
Stop the presses, the editor of the small paper reportedly shouted!
Thankfully naked dude didn’t deliver this apology in the buff.
That would have been crazy.