You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
A child putting a used condom in his mouth.
I am horrified that I just wrote that sentence. I wish I could say this is a punchline to a bad Andrew Dice Clay joke, but according to the Fox affiliate in Atlanta, this appears to be true.
DATELINE: ATLANTA
According to published reports: A Georgia woman took her young grandson to the downtown Wynham Gardens hotel. The plan was to be a weekend of fun at Six Flags and the aquarium.
The woman says after a full Saturday, they went to sleep. When she awoke she found her young grandson with a used condom in his mouth.
“When I looked at my grandson, he had a used condom all down his throat — his tongue in it everything. And there was semen in the condom,” she said.
I would have freaked out. Not only could he have suffocated, but the sheer disgust factor is off the chart.
It’s Silence of the Lambs crazy kind of disgusting. It’s unimaginable.
Grandma says she called the hotel management which has not commented.
What can they say? Uh sorry we left the soiled condom in your room.
Can you imagine that call to the front desk.
RING. RING. RING.
“Hello, front desk, How may i help you?
“My baby has a used condom in his mouth! Get someone up here from the CDC now before I start beating some ass!”
The grandmother says that a few days later the child developed a fever.
“That’s when I had seen the open blisters inside of his mouth, inside of the bottom lip, all on his tongue,” the grandmother said.
The boy is being tested for STDs and HIV but the family attorney said the family is awaiting the results before deciding how to proceed.
I don’t know whether to vomit or just collapse in disbelief. I don’t know whether to shout in anger at the grandmother who should have been watching closer, or jump on the hotel desk and start kicking desk clerks in the teeth.
How does something so Vile happen to a child?
Why couldn’t the kid have licked the toilet seat?
The imagery is so brutal it makes my brain hurt. I wish I could hug this kid and take back this moment in time.
God forbid the child gets sick.
How do you explain that to a youngster?
It’s not just crazy. It’s obscene.