You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™
When beauty queens go Commando!
Just because God is handing out good looks, doesn’t mean he also gives you good sense.
DATELINE: Manhattan
Did you watch the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade?
I did. I remember seeing Santa Claus and a lip sinking Jessica Simpson and a bunch of obscure high school marching bands.
What I don’t remember seeing is Miss New York going brezerk.
Apparently the crazy beauty queen showed up on the parade route, in the crowd wearing her sash and her evening gown.
Her name is Davina Reeves and parade organizers say she made her way through the crowd, and literally clawed her way onto the Miss USA float occupied by Miss USA herself: Rima Fakih.
On lookers say Miss New York was wearing her Miss New York sash and crown. When she barrel rolled her crazy Miss New York Ass onto the moving float, she began “enthusiastically signing autographs and waving to the crowd.”
“Hey look at me! I”m Crazy Miss New York!”
What stones this woman has.
It’d be like Tom Brady, fresh off his superbowl loss to the New York Giants, rushing up on the stage, pushing Eli Manning out of the way and saying: “I’m Tom F-in Brady Bitches!”
Apparently Davina Reeves was on the float for 5 blocks before horrified handlers were able to give her the boot.
Nice security fellas. What were you waiting for? The judges to score your vision of world peace?
According to the New York Daily News: The real queen, Rima Fakih, kept her cool and her claws in while handlers tried to figure out why the uninvited beauty queen was standing side by side with the reigning Miss USA.
After a few blocks, Miss New York was reportedly pushed from the float and she disappeared into the crowd, tiara and all.
She was like the Joker in a batman movie. All hopped up on cold medicine, her mascara running a crazy red.
Parade organizers say they have no idea how a woman in a sash and crown and evening gown was able to pierce NYPD security barricades and commando roll onto a moving float.
Personally, I’d say the kids in the front row got an eye full on that one, because double sided tape only has so much sticking power.
Normally I watch the parade with one eye while counting down the minutes to the first ball game.
But If NBC could promise me this kind of excitement next Turkey Day, I’d put it on my DVR’s record list.
When Beauty Queens Go Amuk.
And that is crazy.