You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Threatening someone with a toilet.
What?
I know it’s crazy.
To use a toilet as a message board to convey a threatening message, well it stinks.
It’s not only unusual, but it is difficult to put in a mail box.
Here’s what happened.
A drug task force officer busts a girl suspected of selling meth.
Meth momma gets pissed at the task force officer who lives 2 doors away.
Meth momma decides she has something to say. She could write the officer a letter. She could call the sheriff and get it off her chest.
What does she do?
She creates a stink, literally.
Meth Momma reportedly hauls a commode onto the front lawn. She uses a big fat sharpie and writes on the sterile white bowl in huge black letters.
What does Meth Momma write?
Well it ain’t exactly your typical porcelin Hallmark card.
She writes F*** You OFFICER’S NAME. You and your boys can go to hell.
So the officer wakes up to get his morning paper and does a double take.
He looks down the street and there in the morning light he sees the silloutte of a toilet bowl in the Eastern sun rise. He squints, walks closer and then cannot believe his eyes. He sees his name on the toilet followed by a huge F bomb.
He calls his boss the sheriff. The sheriff arrives and they decide this needs more investigating. Is this a threat against the deputy? Is it a threat against the deputy’s son who is a 9 year old with the same name. So they go to the middle school where the woman works as a book keeper and they pull her toilet writing ass out of work.
She says she is sorry. The law men say you’re under arrest, and like her daughter she too goes to jail.
I have covered a lot of news in my day. I have done a handful of stories where suspects pledge they are going to get even with the cops.
Putting the word in the street is one thing. Writing on a commode? That’s just crazy.
I posted this story to my facebook page and it started blowing up immediately.
How often do you see the words Meth, Momma, Toilet, and the F bomb.
Not sure how this one will play out but i know this.
Social media loves the word toilet and F you!
That’s crazy.™