You know what’s CrAzY? I’ll tell you what’s CrAzY
Jesus returning to Earth as a wadded up piece of chewing gum.
It’s not the first time, nor will it be the last. Jesus has shown himself many times before. He appeared as a cinamon roll, he has shown himself in the dust of a car window. People have made pilgrimages to pray in front of a Jesus stain on a building.
The power of belief is powerful.
Seeing Jesus in everything, is either a sign that Christ is making a come back, or people just need something to believe in, in these times of interminable seeking.
DATELINE: ENGLAND
It’s here that a woman claims Jesus Christ has shown himself in a chewed up piece of gun. The report makes you want to A) plan a pilgrimage to London or B) stick a steak knife in your head because people are so lost.
According to published reports out of England, Nelly Noden told The Telegraph that she left the chewed-up gum on a mantle while she ate some Pringles. When Noden returned, she claimed the gum had turned into an image that looked like Christ.
The gum, being held here by here by her daughter, looks more like a perfect indentation of a rear molar. It will be more beneficial to the coroner for identifying Nelly’s remains if her home suddenly combusts into flame.
“I went to pick it up again and Jesus was just there, staring at me,” Noden told The (Plymouth) Herald .
Christians believe the 2nd coming of Jesus is just around the corner. The question is, in today’s age of instantaneous emails, texts and you tube video on demand; is Jesus going to come back as a piece of chewing gum or is he going to walk across the red sea while juggling loaves of bread while going viral?
According to published reports: The Noden family said they are not religious, but thought it was special that it happened close to Easter – and on the day before Nelly’s birthday.
I think it’s more interesting that she puts a piece of gum on her mantle so she can eat potato chips. What’s wrong with throwing old gum in the trash, Nelly!
Noden said: “It was a real moment,” and added, “My daughters and I were jumping around the room.”
Her 16-year-old daughter, Charni, told The Herald : “We can’t believe how much it looks like Jesus; we’ve been telling everyone about it.”
I’m guessing everyone touched the gum and then someone wanted to chew the face right off Jesus. Wouldn’t that be a sign of the APOCALYPSE
FAMILY CHEWS FACE OFF JESUS. ANGRY VILLAGERS STORM HOUSE WITH PITCHFORKS.
The newspaper reports: The family kept the gum as a memento, and of course called the news which as always, sent a photographer to document the face of Jesus on anything.
The Nodens are not the only ones in the United Kingdom who said they’ve seen Jesus in odd places. Last month, a bank cashier told The Telegraph that an image of Jesus appeared in a frying pan.
I see Jesus in my coffee creamer. I see Jesus in the grass clippings. Hey isn’t that Jesus’ face in the dog poop in the yard? better not mess with that steaming pile of the Messiah.
I’m cooking bacon right now. Not only am I anticipating a salty, pork filled meal, but I can only hope that the face of Jesus reveals himself in the coagulating grease.
If it does, I will of course hold a press conference.
here are some other photos of the Son of God making his triumphant return:
JESUS AS A BANANA
JESUS THE SONAGRAM
