You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy!™
beautiful women not getting jobs because they are too beautiful.
I can hear all you other women gagging up your lunch right now.
Too beautiful? Bummer.
Researchers found that good-looking women were unlikely to be hired when they applied for jobs considered masculine.
Apparently babes looking to be construction supervisors, prison guards, or tow truck drivers are getting shut down. That according to a worthless study published in the Journal of Social Psychology.
BOO HOO.
Like tons of hot chicks are are trying to be prison guards. I’ve always said big boobs and a well placed thong are a draw back when it comes to guarding prisoners.
What the study also reveals…
are you ready for more enlightenment?
And I know this is going to come as a major shock to most of us…
what these researchers also discovered…..
when they could have been looking for a cure for cancer….
Well….
that Good looking women get everything else in life they want.
If you want to take a moment to digest this unbelievable new information, I’ll wait.
Yes, it seems that beautiful women get money and men and cars and free meals. They get in for half price or they get in for free. Every night is ladies night, if you are a beautiful woman.
More shocking news from the survey: Good-looking women have an advantage over their less attractive female counterparts in jobs deemed feminine.
What are these researchers going to uncover next? NBA players don’t know how to put on a condom?
Secretary’s, pole dancers, lingerie models. Yep, the good looking girls weighing 120 pounds get the nod every time.
The study says, good-looking men always have an advantage over average looking men seeking work, regardless of whether the job they pursue is considered masculine or feminine.
OK, that’s interesting.
So whether it’s garbage man or gigolo, the good looking guy gets the gig. Thanks research team. I know I can sleep better at night knowing this.
Personally I understand the need for sex appeal. Who wouldn’t prefer a tow truck driver be a hottie in hot pants and hot high heels.
I’m actually thinking of a Hooter’s Girl right now with a streak of grease across her cheek and a chain in her hand.
“Need a tow, Mr.”
DEEEEE LIGHT FULL!
I have a flat tire. I’m out of gas. I’m obviously depressed somewhere on the side of the road. And suddenly one of the Hawaiin Tropic girls shows up, with a little wiggle in waddle.
Just what every flat tire deserves.
According to the study, even though attractive women tend to miss
out on some job opportunities, overall, it is good to be good-looking, said Johnson.
Well there you have it.
I could have told you that between the time it takes to unscrew a beer cap and take my first swig.
Really?
What we need are less studies like this and more, I don’t know, state sanctioned polka dancing. .
And That’s crazy.