You know what’s crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy.™
Political correctness that has infected this country like syphilis at the Bunny Ranch.
African American. Caucasian American. Leprechaun American. Little People or dwarfs-Americans.
Mutually-sexually-attracted-Americans.
Where will the insanity end?
Obviously not in Seattle. It’s here that a public school teacher reportedly called Easter Eggs “spring spheres.”
Spring Spheres? Try saying that three times fast.
What the hell is a Spring Sphere? Is that a weird Spring Break threesome with colored body gel?
According to Northwest.com , a 16-year-old girl says she was doing community service volunteering with a third-grade class in Seattle.
When she filled some plastic eggs with candy, the teacher reportedly told her to call the eggs “spring spheres.”
According to the website, when she took the eggs out of the bag, the teacher said, “Oh, look, children, spring spheres!”
That’s when the kids, tired of all the adult lies and B.S. screamed, get a grip granny. They’re not Spheres, they’re Easter Eggs.
“I hate Jelly Beans” little Jimmy screamed. “Someone broke off my chocolate bunny ears,” crazy Mary hollered, pencil shavings falling out of her nostrils.
Ah. The real sounds of Easter quickly washed over the class, erasing idiotic political correctness like a tsunami washing over a nuclear reactor in Japan.
First it was Holiday Trees and Winter Break. Now it’s Spring Spheres?
What’s next?
October Orbs?
At what point does calling a decorative egg an Easter egg upset the proverbial apple cart?
Oh I didn’t mean to insult people offended by the Red Delicious. I meant to say the cart of nutritiously delicious red orbs that if eaten once a day might keep the doctor away.
After news broke, the school’s website says we have a “Religion and Religious Accommodation” policy, approved by the School Board in 1983, stating that “no religious belief or non-belief should be promoted by the School District or its employees, and none should be disparaged.”
Nice press release school system.
Here at Crazy, we say shut your pie hole and live your life. If you want a Christmas tree then go get a Christmas Tree. If you want a Hanukkah Bush, then strap on a yarmulke and rejoice.
Don’t get politically correct. Live your own life and think your own thoughts. That’s what makes this country awesome.
And that is Crazy.